Saturday, May 30, 2015

     Finally I got back to Hong Kong after two weeks in China, unable to access the blog. With two weeks of adventures to explain, I'll keep a lot of the info brief in order to fit it all into a not too long page, but I can always elaborate on things if need be. Unsurprisingly, China was the biggest adventure of my life.  In total, I spent 67 hours on a train, 14 hours on a bus, and 6 hours on a plane.  I started in southern China in a city called Kunming, then to Lijiang, then Xi'an, Beijing, and lastly Shanghai.
     My friend that studied abroad at Eau Claire is from Kunming, so he invited me to come see his hometown and give me a personal tour.  It had a great mix of history (with ancient gates surrounding the city), natural beauty (a river and a lake right in the middle of town), and of course Chinese culture.  He had an electric motorbike (as does a lot of people in China), and we took it on a cruise around the city, pointing out all the historical significances of the city. One interesting fact is that there used to be a major drug trafficking scheme to get drugs into China, which ran through Kunming. Don't worry though, that was long ago, and it was as safe as can be.
     My friend suggested that I go to an old town called Lijiang, which was 7 hours away from Kunming. Wanting to see an old Chinese town, I happily went. Getting there was a little difficult, however, as the train tickets were sold out for the rest of the day.  A little worried on how to get there, miraculously I quickly got my answer.  A bus driver, who's English vocabulary was at zero, asked (in Chinese) if I was going to Lijiang. I said yes, and just like that I instead was taking a bus to Lijiang.  
     While waiting for the bus, this one guy saw me reading my Chinese dictionary, and we proceeded to talk Chinese for over an hour, which was one of the two things I wanted to accomplish while in China (the other one was to see rice terraces in the mountains, which was satisfied multiple times throughout the trip).
     With the suggestion and the decision to go to Lijiang being so sudden, I was not able to book a hostel before the bus left, so when I got to Lijiang I was stuck with no place to go. Luckily I had the address to one hostel, although the address that the hostel provided was incomplete, and instead consisted of an area, not a specific building. After three drivers refusing to go to the address, finally one agreed.  After driving around trying to find it, the taxi driver eventually just got out of the car and literally ran up and down the road trying to ask for directions. Finding nobody, we kept driving until I spotted a little sign on a door signifying the hostel and I told the driver to stop.  By this time it was 11pm, and the owner of the hostel was so incredibly nice, as he took me right in and gave me some food once he found out I hadn't eaten in over 7 hours.  The hostel, and the city, ended up being one of my favorite parts of the whole trip, as the people were incredibly friendly, is was a cozy place, and the town was spectacular.
      Lijiang is an old city surrounded by mountains. So the first day me and some people I met walked around the town, which luckily had some sort of festival going on that day, so we got to see traditional Chinese dancing and ceremonies, along with the scenic town itself.
     The next day I was able to explore the outside of the town, going to a place called the "Tiger Leaping Gorge." The Tiger Leaping Gorge was this huge mountain range with a big river running through the middle of it.  We hiked through the mountains, following the river, with nothing but incredible views along the way.  Things didn't exactly go as planned today, however.  I was supposed to take a bus in the afternoon back to my hostel, which was over an hour away, however when the taxi that was taking me to the bus got stuck in traffic due to a huge rockslide that completely covered the road, I had to come up with a different plan.  Once things cleared and the driver dropped me off on the side of the road, I started walking, hoping I'd find something.  Miraculously again, I quickly found the way back. There were three people on the side of the road who asked where I was going, and they happened to be going to the same place. They told me to wait as a public bus that I didn't know about was about to come, so I took that bus and got back perfectly okay.  The people that helped me even invited me to dinner and paid for my meal! (Chinese people seemed to have a liking for white tourists, as I had multiple meals paid for and was invited to be in dozens of other people's photos.  I felt like a celebrity with all of that attention!)
   
     After Lijiang I decided to make my way over 2,000 miles to the north to a city called Xi'an, home of the famous Terracotta Warriors.  Wanting to save money (over $100), I opted to take a very long train ride instead of a few hour flight.  The trip was split into a 7 hour train ride and a 34 hour train ride, the latter being double the time it took to fly here from America.  With 2 nights sleep, the bible, my computer, my thoughts, and sightseeing out the window, time actually went fairly fast, and I was there before I knew it.
     Once in Xi'an, I quickly befriended two British guys and a German guy, and we went to the Terracotta Warriors together.  It was truly spectacular, just like we've all seen on TV and in pictures.  Interestingly, this emperor was one of the first to use fake soldiers to protect his grave, as previous emperors would use real human sacrifices to protect them.  I also learned that although they look brown and broken, they were initially painted bright colors, but thousands of years of floods and weathering wore off the colors.
    Having time left in the day, we were able to go to a building called the "Big Goose Pagoda" in order to catch a water fountain show.  The water show was similar to the light show in Hong Kong, and it was equally as impressive, with lights, music, and all kinds of fountains.

     Taking (yet another) overnight train to Beijing, I hit the peak of visiting famous sites.  Right away, I went to the Forbidden City which is the palace where the emperors of China lived for thousands of years until 1911.  Of course in the front of the entrance is a picture of Mao Zedong, as his picture is frequently seen around the city.  The Forbidden City is filled with dozens of fancy buildings, each used for only a specific task or two, such as changing clothes or practicing speeches.  Although it was a "home", I was pretty tired walking around it, so I couldn't imagine having a "house" that big.
    Saturday was a day for the lesser known sites, yet equally impressive. The first stop was Olympic Village, where the 2008 Olympics were held.  The Olympic Village was about the size of a small town, with the famous national stadium, the Water Cube where Michael Phelps won his record amount of medals, the torch tower, and a granite wall with all of the winners' names on it.  After walking around an area I had seen plenty of on TV, I headed to the Summer Palace, which was essentially the emperors' cabin, only about 500 times bigger than a normal cabin and its land.  As is all of the emperors' things, this place was magnificent, with an enormous lake, gardens, hills, buildings, and much more.

     On Sunday I first went to the National Museum, which was impressive to see many priceless artifacts, including gifts given to the Chinese leaders from countries including the U.S. and even North Korea.  After that, I was able to spend the afternoon with my cousin Stephanie, who happened to be in Beijing at the same time as me on a school trip, and this is her point of view on the evening:
     Reid and I found each other!! Being in China has been an amazing experience so far, and getting together with Reid for the night made it so much better. He knew what to do and how to get there much better than me and my roommate Jess. It was only our second night here so we hadn't used the underground train systems yet, so when Reid took us there he was teaching us the ways. I can't say I remember too much (sorry Reid)! I know how to find my destination, get on the train, that bei means north, and dong means east. I think, anyway haha! Our plan was to go to the Legend of Kung Fu show, which is the story of a young boy learning to become a Monk and Kung Fu master, or "how to turn his body into steel." We ended up having to run to the Red Theater once we got off the train because we knew we were going to be late. We got there at 6:45 but the show started at 6:30, so we got our tickets, ran to the door, showed our tickets to the seat guide man, and he brought us to the FRONT ROW! It was hilarious and a bit confusing because we paid for the cheapest seats and were supposed to be on the upper level! We sat down and were just in shock...we didn't really understand what had just happened. The show was suuuuper cool to say the least. The older guys that were performing were extremely intense and in the zone, sweating all over the floor, and making weird noises when they jumped or hit the floor or smashed something over their heads. It was so cool to be in the front row to hear and see the trouble they were putting themselves through! At one point they took a sword and cut a brick in half to prove it was real, laid 3 down facing upward, a guy laid across them on his back, they placed a wrack of nails on his stomach, another guy laid on top of that, they then put a huge concrete slab on his stomach, took an enormous hammer, and smacked it and cracked it into pieces! All on top of the 1st guy laying on the swords!  It was insane seeing their pain tolerance. They could do anything, I swear. The little boys (probably about 5 years old?) were so cute! They were fighting the older guys and learning the practice. Every time they came on stage we pointed out how they looked so happy to be on stage in front of everybody. It was the 7,021st show so the performance was excellently performed. 
After the show we decided to take the train downtown to explore and we ended up finding a big strip of little trinket shops. They were selling the typical Chinese souvenirs: fans, Buddhas, chopsticks, jewelry, etc. AND GUESS WHAT WE BOUGHT AS A SNACK!! FRIED SCORPIONS! People were standing around us watching as we took the picture and popped them in our mouths. The trick was to not think about it and chew as fast as you could. It ended up tasting just like chicken, just crunchy. However, unlike chicken we had little legs stuck in our teeth for a while! That was the only gross part about it. Reid and I were pretty stoked and immediately thought how proud Uncle Casey would be of us.
I definitely didn't want the night to end, but that same day I already went to the Great Wall and the Summer Palace so I was beat! Plus I needed to wake up 
at 5:30am the next morning. So around 11:15pm we got back on the train to take us home. We said our farewells and he took off for his hotel and I stayed on for a bit longer because my hotel was farther away.
Like I said, China is absolutely amazing but seeing Reid here topped it off. What are the odds we would be on the other side of the world on the same day?!


     My last day in Beijing I spent on the granddaddy of them all-The Great Wall of China.  It was as spectacular as the pictures show, with the wall going up and over the mountains for miles and miles, out of sight. Little did I know, the wall is extremely steep in a lot of areas, making it difficult to navigate at times. At one point, a couple dropped out and stopped climbing because they couldn't continue.  Once I made it to one of the high points after a few kilometers, I just sat there and basked in the enormity that is the Great Wall, trying to understand the importance of the location that I was at.  Looking at the never-ending mountains in the distance, I pictured soldiers walking hundreds of miles to fight China, only to find a massive wall blocking their path.  
     After the great wall, the last stop was a day layover in Shanghai before finally flying back to Hong Kong.  It was an extremely impressive city with skyscrapers in shapes that I never knew were possible, yet had a Chinese architectural mix to it.  It was scary in a sense too to see how vastly improved the city was, and how dangerously close America is being threatened in economic, infrastructurally, and many other ways by China.  

     After a month of traveling, it was finally over as I landed in Hong Kong for one last day there before heading home.  I didn't go to sleep at all the night before my flight in order to quickly adjust to the 13 hour time change, so I spent the night giving friends, the dorm, campus, and the city one last goodbye.  
     The flight home went by super fast with all the excitement, and I got to my house before I knew it.  Finally in the United States, it felt so naturally unnatural.  It felt odd being around other people like me, talking the same language, same customs, and same etiquette.  It was a luxury I hadn't felt in five months, and I didn't know what to make of it.  I felt home, but I felt like I was still in a foreign land. It feels great being home, yet I feel like there's a part of my mind still left in Hong Kong. Its only been about 24 hours being, so we'll see what the next few days have to hold. I have a feeling that I'll continue to be in this culturally confused state of mind for quite a few days, but I love it and couldn't be happier right now.
     I thank you all for reading my adventures over the last five months, I had a lot of fun sharing my fun with you and I look forward to seeing all of you!

            Sitting down with my local friend to some hotpot-a mix and mash of several foods, including duck intestines and pig's throat!
                       Trying to look like a rice farmer!
            We stumbled upon a local festival filled with dances and ceremonies
                  A river in Lijiang with the Jade Snow Dragon Mountain in the background

                Walking through the old town of Lijiang
                                            Old town
                      Scenic spot in the old town
                    The Tiger Leaping Gorge
             A nice river through the old town
 All aboard! Platform 9&3/4! My resting spot for 67 hours of the trip
                    Many of the security areas in China were not turned on and usually had nobody checking people
                   One of the many times I have been asked to be in a picture!
                       The Terracotta Warriors in Xi'an
                               Terracotta Warriors
 Interestingly, the warriors initially were colored like this instead of brown, but floods and other weathering stripped off the colors.
                  The water show at the Big Goose Pagoda in Xi'an
                          The Xi'an Bell Tower, signaling dawn when rung
                        The Xi'an Drum Tower, which signified dusk when played
                         The Xi'an city wall
                   Mao Zedong's face preluded the Forbidden City
                   One of the many buildings in the Forbidden City
                 The historic Tiananmen Square, the site of protests, massacres, and much more
                      The southern Beijing city wall
                        China's national stadium, location of the olympics in 2008
                   Olympic Village
                Michael Phelps' name was on the wall-a lot

                       The Water Cube where Olympic swimming occurred
                      View of part of the Summer Palace from across the huge lake
                   Kung Fu show. He's laying on swords with nails, a person, a brick slab, and a sledgehammer on top of him.
                            Kung Fu show-sitting in the first row
                One of the towers at the Great Wall
                       It is a long, long, long, long wall
                   It was a tough, but extremely gratifying hike
                    One of the many staircases
                             This staircase was nearly straight up

                    Part of the Shanghai skyline, which was a very impressive city.
                        I met my cousin Stephanie in Beijing...
                         ...and we ate scorpions!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

     After a great semester in Hong Kong, it was finally time to take my long awaited almost a month long vacation (or my vacation from vacation, you might be thinking).  For the first 10 days, I decided to spend my time in Thailand.
            My flight landed in Bangkok, the capital, and I got to my hostel with no problem, finding out that there were free snacks, tea, and wonderful A/C (Bangkok is one of the hottest cities in the world, and I can personally confirm that. Also the free snacks at the hostel made the costly $6 per night more respectable), I headed into the city. I took a bus to the Grand Palace (where the King and Queen used to live, now they live a few miles away), but it was closed due to a public holiday. On the bright side, I got to see it from the outside and I was also treated to the Thai military blocking off a road for some procession, although I never found out what for. The area that I was in with all of the governmental buildings was absolutely beautiful, wit great architecture all around.  Speaking of government, pictures of the king and queen are literally EVERYWHERE you look in the city.  Whether its huge portraits in the middle of the roads or a picture on the wall, you can't avoid them.  Due to their love for the king, stepping on currency is illegal, as the king's picture is on it.  The punishments are severe.
     However, this beautiful architecture is only reserved to this area, as most of Bangkok is a dump.  I didn't go downtown due to all of the horror stories that I heard, and I'm glad.  I heard of blatant prostitution, scam artists everywhere, pollution so bad that 20% of police have lung disease, sidewalks that literally fall apart (I stepped on one tile and I fell through it into a puddle), and much more.  Its a real shame for what could have been a beautiful capital city.
After walking around the not so bad parts a bit to take in the surroundings, I headed back to the hostel for some real Thai food (which is not surprisingly better than the Thai food in America) and a Thai massage torture session.  A Thai massage is about 50% relaxing, 50% forced yoga, 50% torture.  After what started out as a normal massage, I noticed things were a little different when the masseuse started bending my leg in ways that I never knew they could before, and even in ways I clearly wasn't able to bend.  A few knees to the back and shins later, that soon led to a finger to the armpit and bending myself backwards in half.  The list goes on and on, most of it actually feeling pretty good behind the pain, but not anything that I would ever try on somebody else out of fear that I would break a back or neck!. 
      The next day was a slower day due to a heavy rainstorm, but I was able to go to a park, a monument, and just examine all of the nuances that Bangkok has to offer.  Here are some examples.
            First, the language does not follow the Latin alphabet, as it has its own.  Besides the few signs here and there at the tourist attractions in English, it is near impossible to know exactly what is going on.  Besides the people in my hostels, I have yet to find a Thai person that I could have a quality conversation with, as their English is near zero (this held true throughout my entire stay in Thailand). 
      The public buses are more like super long trucks with a roof and hardly any seats, but I wasn't complaining since it was free! Speaking of transportation, they drive on the left side of the road, which led to some fun later on in the week! 
     Lastly for this brief list, Thailand is so cheap! Meals go for a dollar or two, and for one meal I had to stretch it in order to spend three dollars.  The massage was six dollars for an hour, and fresh fruit shakes from street vendors was about 60 cents.  As a college kid on a budget, it was the ideal place to go.
      Later that afternoon, I took a 9 hour night bus tonight to the second biggest city, Chiang Mai, in order to not waste a day and to save money on a hotel.  The bus was phenomenal. I sat at the front window of the second deck with nobody sitting next to me, giving me all the space in the world. There was ample foot room, a seat that reclined, a blanket, and snacks and drinks included in the ticket.  I tried to see the country as we drove, but it was dark and I couldn’t see much.  Instead, I tried to sleep, and did so like a baby, waking up 8 hours later in Chiang Mai.
      Once arriving in Chiang Mai, me and two Canadians that I befriended on the bus took a Taxi (kind of, it was just a truck with a bench on the back. This is one of the main forms of public transportation along with Tuk Tuks) into town. I rented a bike for the day for 2 dollars and I biked around town (Chiang Mai’s main area is surrounded by a moat, which adds to the beauty). The city is an old fort, and parts still remain, such as the fort walls, bridges, and the water. I just took in the town, food, lack of English, and book stores for the afternoon. I met more Canadians in the hostel (a room of 4 beds and mosquito nets overhead) and we went to eat and to the markets together. I was in for an early night again after such a long, hot day (it is baking hot every-single-day in Thailand).
      
      After a few days of just taking in my surroundings, things started to get a lot more interesting.  I decided to rent a moped for only 6 dollars for the day so that I could go outside of the city limits to go to some things I had read about.  Much to my assumptions, it wasn’t all too easy driving on the left side of the road at first.  My natural tendency was to stay to the right, but I quickly found out that that leads to trouble, so I eventually adjusted. Once I did get adjusted, I had a blast and never looked back.  
       Everything that I had ever only dreamed of doing on my moped in Green Bay I was able to do in Chiang Mai.  With driving laws either non-existent or only suggestions, anything went. This meant no waiting during traffic jams, I just drove right through the middle of the cars to the front of the line. It also meant not entirely stopping at red lights, being able to go if nobody else was coming from the other way. Again, the list goes on and on, speeding dramatically, weaving from lane to lane without using signals, driving on the median, driving on sidewalks, and so on. I had more fun on that moped than a normal person should have. But not only was it fun to drive, but it let me get to places far away.
       The first stop I went to was a snake show.  We sat in some bleachers around this little 8-shaped ring with water connected to it, ready to be blown away (which we were). The guy brought out a poisonous cobra (which he proved by having the cobra bite a cup so that the venom came out. It was also proved by his missing right pointer finger, which he lost when he was bitten a few years ago) and he acted like it was the most harmless thing ever. Although he was careful to not get bitten by a quick lunge, he ran his fingers up its neck to its face, grabbed them, and even kissed them.  He then made the exciting, yet frightening decision to bring a cobra into the bleachers. I say exciting, because it was cool to see one up close, but I say frightening because of what he did with it.  After letting us all see it up close, he decided to play a joke and bring the cobra’s head as close to my private parts as possible. One of the scariest moments in life is knowing that you are about a half a centimeter from never having kids in your life.  Thankfully I wasn't bit, but I now understand that being bitten by a poisonous snake would be a very bad thing.  After the cobra, they brought out a speed snake, a jumping snake (which one guy caught 2 in each hand and one in his mouth), and a python.  The python was fun to watch, but especially when he threw it in the water. Pythons are extremely agile in the water, so when the guy jumped into the 8+ foot deep pool of water after the python, it was pretty suspenseful.  After diving down deep and we couldn’t see him, he came up with the head and tail in each hand, and the rest of the body wrapped around his neck, almost squeezed to death.  Something like this would never have flown in America, which made it a great experience.
       After the show, I was allowed to walk around the snake farm, and I got to play with a real, poisonous cobra (don't worry, it was in a pit, safely away from me). I was given a banana leaf and I tried to test my reflexes compared to the cobra (I’d like my chances in a fight with it), which again would never have happened in America.  The trainer then took me to the alligator pit, and he showed me the alligator’s reflexes when something touches it (I would NOT like my chances with an alligator).
       I then tooled around with the moped through the Thai mountains, basking in the amazing sights (and elephant crossing signs!) until I got to the Elephant poopoo paper farm. It is exactly what the name suggests, they make paper from poop.  It was actually fascinating, they showed me the process step by step, and even let me have a try (yes, I played with a ball of poop).  The process actually worked great, and I could hardly tell the difference from paper made by wood!
       Once back to the hostel, the Canadians and I went to eat again and had a good time sharing stories before another early bedtime.

     Everything so far has led to this day-tour day.  Only paying $39, I got a 10-hour tour with all tickets and lunch included. 
     We first went to the butterfly and flower farm, which didn’t really interest me, but it was just the appetizer to the awesome trip.  
     Then we made our way to the longneck tribe (yes, the ones we’ve all seen on National Geographic).  They lived in a beautiful mountainous area with a river filled with waterfalls running through, and they truly seemed happy.  I was incredibly curious to see the tribe, and it didn’t disappoint.  All of the girls, from as young as 5 to the oldest ladies, had rings around their necks, increasing in number as they got older. The origin of this cultural aspect is unknown, but they seemed happy as anybody else. They lived like any other tribe, singing, playing instruments, carrying water in buckets, and so on. They didn’t speak English to be able to answer my questions, but the fact that they let us come visit them and being able to observe them said it all. I was able to take pictures with them, watch them use some contraption to make blankets, and carry water on their heads.  
       After that, we went to my most anticipated stop, the elephants.  I got to ride bareback on the elephant’s neck, exactly what I was hoping for. It wasn’t exactly glamorous, its hairs were sharp and my only handle was the top of its head, but that’s all part of what made it awesome. Since it was hot, it flapped it’s ears a lot to keep cool, hitting me every time, which gave me a good laugh each time. Also, it somehow had a ton of water stored in it, and quite frequently it sprayed itself (and us) to cool off. That actually felt great, not only because we were being sprayed by an elephant, but because it was so hot and it was refreshing. We walked it through the mountains with great views in addition to sitting on an elephant, and we got to feed it after as well.  I handed it bananas and sugarcane after, and it reached right for my hand with its trunk and snatched it. The trunk is kind of funny, so it was hilarious to see it reaching towards me (I have a great picture of that).
       Our next stop was hiking to a waterfall, and we got lunch before that. Lunch consisted of pad thai (one of Thailand’s most famous dishes) wrapped in a banana leaf.  It tasted phenomenal, and we started the hour hike to the waterfall, baking in the ever-increasing heat.  I had never been more excited to go swimming in my life, hardly noticing the gigantic waterfall in front of me.  I jumped in and stayed submerged as long as possible, not taking anything for granted.  After I sufficiently cooled off, I stood under the waterfall and continued to enjoy the cold water.
       After hiking back, we drove to the rafting area, thankfully involving more cold water. Me, an old French couple, and a skipper hopped in one raft, while these Maltese people from our group sat in the other.  With a lot of rocks, we had to strategically navigate, but we did so extremely successfully, passing every single raft ahead of us, undoubtedly taking first place (some may say that it wasn’t a race, but I disagree).  The journey did not come easy, as the French guy almost flipped out of the boat before we had to catch him.  There were commands such as move to the right or left side, shake the boat, move faster, and move backwards in order to avoid the rocks.  Along the way, there were little Thai kids playing in the river splashing us, so I had some fun in smacking my paddle in the water to splash them back, and they loved it.  At the end of the rafting, we hopped onto a primitive 24 foot long bamboo raft and just drifted down the river, which was a relaxing way to end the day.  Our hour and a half ride back included a storm, soaking us all in the back of the truck, but it was great. 
      After seeing all that I wanted to in Chiang Mai, it was time for my next stop, the famed islands of Thailand.
           
     After over 4 months of constant running around, I decided it was time for some uncanny relaxation time. I decided on the island of Phuket (the cheapest island to get to), and stayed at another hostel with free food, this time a free breakfast. I woke up and walked to the beach, which looked like it was straight out of a postcard, and sat there and read a book for a few hours in the morning.  In the afternoon, I had some great food, and then some people from India and I went to the beach together to play Frisbee and play in the sea.  We had a blast, and I was able to learn a little bit about India along the way.
     This continued for the next two days, waking up and going for a run along the shore, reading a book, and swimming in the sea.  It was a slow three days, which was unlike me, but taking in the cheap food, beautiful scenery, and relaxation, I am all prepared for my next stop-China.

     For the next two weeks, I will tour a few cities in China, including visiting a local friend's house in order to see everyday Chinese life. Sadly, due to their restrictions on many websites, this blog is blocked and I will not be able to post anything until I return to Hong Kong for a day on May 27th.  Until then, have a safe end to the school year and a great start of summer!



                                            A building called Wat Pho
                                               Defense building
                                              Grand Palace
                                               I don't know what this is, but like everything else, it looks nice
                                             Police grounds
                                           Guard poles neatly placed equidistant and straight up
                                             A palm tree park (thats a first for me), and finally some grass!
                                                Pepsi is written differently in the Thai language
 I was trying to exchange money in Bangkok, but I waited 5 minutes for her to wake up until I got bored and started talking. I'm sure I could've waited a lot longer.
                      That's safe, putting wires so close to the stairs
                      There was a weight room/area in the park. Weird.
                 Remnants from the fort surrounding Chiang Mai
                         The entrance to Chiang Mai
                           Showcasing Chiang Mai's beauty...
                              ...And more
                         One of my favorite parts, playing with a cobra
                          The guy playing with two poisonous cobras (notice his missing right pointer finger)
                      Having a python wrapped around my neck is not on the top of my bucket list.
                            Just taking the moped through the mountains
                        You know you're in Thailand when you have to watch out for elephants on the road
                        At the poopoo paper place.  Follow the yellow brick poop filled road
                     The poopoo paper farm
                           It didn't actually smell as bad as you'd think
                            Ladies and gentlemen, a sheet of poop
                           Yes, I'm holding a ball of poop.  I look forward to giving all of you handshakes when I get back
                              In the taxi driving straight over the white stripes in the middle-this was fairly common actually
                     The river of the longneck tribe
                    I thought I'd give it a try! Not something I'd want to wear forever
                       They were very friendly, and had long necks!
                        Well there's one place to put a hammock to beat the heat
                  Action shot of the elephant trying to get my food
                   Me riding bareback with a couple from Malta behind me
                    They eat about 200kg of food per day. Thats a lot of bananas
                Cold water in Thailand makes one as happy as can be
                 Last stop, the island of Phuket-Karon Beach
               Not a bad reading spot I might say
                     Sunset over the Andaman Sea (connected to the Indian Ocean)
Had to get one last picture in before I left Thailand